Been to a gym once. Free trial. Went on treadmill. Then the cross trainer. Thought why am I doing this. I run and cycle anyway. And it's free. This will cost money to do the same thing.
I make Bircher cereal, which is granola but easier. And not as pretentious.
But Scott Ryan is right. You need almost nothing you think you need. Except good wine. I draw the line there. That's my date, I won't go without it.