Help — Get Me Out Of This Store!
Why are supermarkets so full of shit?

Two seconds after I get through the door, I’m bombarded by a glitzy array of beer, wines, spirits, syrups, sodas, fruit juices, cakes, chocolate, sweets, biscuits, crisps.
I’m trying to give up alcohol and sugar, so I quickly walk past the brightly coloured packets. Only to bump into a gigantic glass counter so wide and…