I once asked my parents when I was a kid, what religion Jesus was. They looked at me as though I was stupid. 'Duh! Philip,' they said. 'He's a Christian!'

- at the time I thought it was strange, as Jesus I had read in the bible that he King of the Jews.

- Of course, I realised years later how wrong they were, he's Jewish of course, but IT's amazing how many think he was a Christian. STILL