I once missed a tax instalment for a grand or something, so Hacienda wrote to 5 of my clients saying - the next €1000 you owe Señor Clapham, you must pay to us instead"

- Christ, they are more hardcore than Les Impôts here. I don't think I paid any tax in Spain when I was there working. The schools that paid me just give me a cheque to cash at the bank. Maybe I'll get a bill....