It depends on how big the table is. Do we get a dunce table? That would be full of the UK Tory party leaders who are still destroying my country, even though I moved to France 11 years ago.

As for the good table: Shaun MacGowan (that'd be fun); Will Self; my brother Richard; Jean Luc Mélenchon; Omar Sy; and David Bowie'e son, Duncan.

That'd be interesting.