Never Get Up Before Noon — Why I Hate The Early Morning Brigade!

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There was an article in the Sunday Telegraph a few years ago. If you’re not familiar with this, it’s the UK Conservative Party’s Pravda — a tediously self-righteous rag that panders to the dumb insecurities of Middle England.

It ran an article with the headline:

“What All Successful People Have in Common — They Get Up Very…