Or a machine gun, even though in Europe you're not allowed them

… of JD Vance being President of the United States frightens me so much that I have started sleeping with a night light on.
APHORISMS — THINK OF THEM AS THOUGHT HAIKUS
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Philip Ogley
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Dec 28, 2024
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Or a machine gun, even though in Europe you're not allowed them
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Written by Philip Ogley
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