This is a fucking good article. Do you know what? I ate in a restaurant a few years ago, and they brought me my spuds in a fucking plastic bag tied with a piece of string at the top.

Can you believe that? I mean, it wasn't a Morrisons shopping bag, it was a special bag for boiling spuds in. I asked the waiter what it was, he said it was a potato serving bag.

And you wonder what the world's coming to?