This is the ticket: I hate introducing myself. I always resort to a negative. There's always a BUT!!!

- 'I can cook,' I always say, 'but I'm limited', which is rubbish, cos if there's one thing I can do is cook. Give me a banana and a shrimp, and I'll cook a curry.

- - Great pitfall piece!!!! Funny and funny!

I'd hate to be interviewed by you for a job. You'd tear me to pieces. I can do the job, but I'm limited. ha!