Very True. I work on a farm in Normandy with my colleague, Francois. Rarely does a day go by without an incident. We move cows a lot. I dread these days. There are hundreds of farms round here. People move cows every day. There's never a problem. But NOT with Francois. Talk about making a mountain out of a mole hill.

And guess, what? Every time, something goes wrong, whose fault is it? No prizes for guessing here.

'Oh, it's mine, is it? But you left the gate open!!!!'

I could go on..... But I'm tired even thinking about it.

Francois doesn't speak English, but if he could, I would make him read it. I might translate it for him. Unless you speak French and want to do a French version. Peut-être?